I don't understand why athletic apparel must be SOOO horrendous.
I want a watch. I want my watch to be water PROOF, not resistant. I want my watch to be able to track meters, miles, calories, seconds, depth, speed. WHATEVER. I want it to tell me how good i am at what i'm doing. From walking to scaling a rock wall, i want my watch to measure it.
But really, i want my watch to have style and class.
but look at this! It's miserable. Why must i be forced to look like someone who lives in running sneakers and performance fleece?
I am hip/young/fun and above all, not a phys ed teacher.
i want my watch, my shorts, my shoes and my head band to say "I am the coolest and best dressed person at the gym." Right now, my gym outfits tend to say: "I can't decide if i'm going to the gym or a slumber party."
2 comments:
at least your clothing is gym appropriate. i spent a few hours between yoga and the gym only to get home and realize WEEKS later that the whole I thought was minor completely exposed the top of the crack in my ass. peep-hole ass at the gym is no fucking good.
you make me laugh out loud at work. you should write a book.
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